1. But babe... (It'll piss her off more if she's upset with you, especially even there is no reason after the but.)
2. my last girlfriend...(NO WAY! do you like being compared to our past boys? i dontthink so especially if there a perfect, hot, smart slave to your every whim.)
3. It isnt that bad is it? (Only a guy would use this one, because you dont understand what its like to be a girl. we only show hurt wen we are in bad need of sympathy or if our problems are killig us)
4. "poking her"(in do it wen she's happy but if she's upset she'll feel like a toy or a object not a person)
5. Fine be like that and see if i care (that might well kill us. if we're into u we want to plz u so wen u say something like tat its like u ripped out our heart and destroyed all our hard work)
6. are u eating alright, you like you've put on weight. (Personally i'll murder any guy who asks about my weight but fat? that is a forbidden word. you'll just make her feel like crap and she's probably more worried about if u think tat. why do u think a lot of girls go on diets? its usually a bastard of a guy)
7. guessing her weight and being way under (thats just insulting our intellegence)
8. Dont worry this is uy stuff (hahahaha - rite and u wont i understand it? we want to know all about it, really we do!)
9. never being online wen u say u r (we want to talk to u that is why we text you constantly and spend the entire day online waiting for u. then u never go online, she just wants to talk to you, not plan the rest of your lives together)
10. "stressing about meeting her parents" (she's more stressed than you, believe me.)

my rambles over now. no this isnt directed at any of my guy friends (your all great) and no this isnt directed at you matt (if you ever find your way to this page - hope you dont though) this is just me venting anger, stress and fury of the past on the guys of the world. and a couple pointers for future boys. : P

-AND BEFORE YOU ASK I'M FINE SO DONT BOTHER ME -